And ladies and gentlemen I think hip-hop has officially died. Apparently the musical will feature original Run-DMC songs...can you imagine some poor poor Broadway star doing jazz hands to "King of Rock?" What's next? Are the remaining members of NWA going to sign up for a musical soon too? "Straight Outta Compton--The Musical?" Oh I can't wait for the Broadway rendition of "a bitch is a bitch."