Forgive me I actually hate the Bowling For Soup song...but it was such a fitting title! Private is a Scandinavian group focused on producing really lame 1980s sounding dance anthems...and when I mean lame I mean Elton John's outfits lame, Cher's plasticized face lame...Miley Cyrus "Party in the USA" LAME. Apparently they are becoming a big deal...and if they are as hyped as music critics are making them out to be, we will all be going back to neon over sized sweaters and miracle grow hair before anyone can be Saved by the Bell...
So here is a lesson: there is good retro (Retro Kidz are decent SANS eraser head haircuts) and then there is the kind of retro that brings back really uncomfortable memories of your high school prom from 1987. You decide what category these guys fall in to.
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